MY OUT-OF-OFFICE IS CURRENTLY ON HIGH ALERT HOODIE

Yo, listen up. here This sweet/sick/dope hoodie is your official signal that I'm off the grid, living my best life, and soaking up some sun (or snow, depending on where I am). Don't even try to slide into my DMs or call me unless it's an emergency of epic proportions. I'm relaxing/recharging/unwinding hard and need some serious me time/alone time/p

It's not a metaphor, it's fact. I desire my morning dose of coffee like a person depends on oxygen. Seriously, the thought of starting my day without it makes me unease. Latte doesn't influence much, as long as that bold flavor hits my tongue. It's not just a drink, it's power for my soul. I am a being of habit, and that habit is my daily dose. Fu